Pentagon’s Kirby Stunned by Question About ‘Nipple-Biting Strippers’ Robbing US Army Major

While Kirby insisted that the US has a “strong military relationship” with Poland, he refused to answer the question about the strip club incident.

Pentagon Spokesman John Kirby has recently become the star of a viral video after being asked about a US Army major’s alleged escapades with strippers in a Polish night club.

“An Army major was reportedly drugged and bitten by strippers in Poland, will that affect the US military’s footprint in that country?” Jeff Schogol, senior Pentagon reporter for Task & Purpose, inquired.

Visibly surprised and looking like he was stifling a laugh, Kirby finally replied that he doesn’t know anything about that story and that he’ll “have a look at it,” without saying any more.